If I Call You Darling Mug Sarcastic This funny shirt isn’t just

This funny shirt isn’t just for laughs (though it’ll definitely get them)

and clever every day

Makes a gift she will actually use

you wouldn’t have it any other way

If I Call You Darling Mug Sarcastic This funny shirt isn’t justIf I call you darling, would you make me pancakes? The most romantic negotiation ever printed, and the answer should always be yes. This if I call you darling mug sets the terms of endearment sweetly. The darling is available. The pancakes are the condition. Both parties benefit. Who this is for: The couple whose love language includes breakfast foods The Valentine's or anniversary gift with the softest ultimatum Anyone needing an if I call you