Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ceramic Mug 15 oz Size:One Size 🙋‍♀️ You’d rather swap life

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This isn’t just a shirt

and yes—I surrender

and tumble drying low

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